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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0
(marketing name: Fiancee1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0 and
it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running
before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife1.0 came with
Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.
Some features I'd like to see in the Upcomming GirlFriend4.0...
- A "Don't remind me again" button;
- Minimize button;
- Shutdown feature; and
- An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely
uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).
I tried running girlfriend 2.0 with girlfriend 1.0 still installed,
they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall
girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to
uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another
thing that sucks in all versions of girlfriend that I've used is that it
is totally "object orientated" and only supported hardware with
gold plated contacts.
***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before
doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,
claiming insufficient resources.
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it to me. I'd be happy to post it on my site.
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