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Satisfaction

"Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment. Full effort is full victory."
  • Mahatma Ghandi
"Love the trade thou hast learned, and be content therewith."
  • Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor and Stoic Philosopher (121 - 180 AD).
"The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it."
  • John Ruskin
"While laughing with your child you'll take a peek at heaven."

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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
  • Samuel Goldwyn
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
  • A Congressional candidate in Texas
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people that make them unsafe."
  • Frank Rizzo, former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.'
  • Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit in the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

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Secrets

"None are so fond of secrets as those who do not mean to keep them."
  • C. C. Colton (1780 - 1832), English author, Lacon, vol. 1, no. 40 (1820).
"Everybody is a moon, and he has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
  • Mark Twain

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Self-Esteem

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"As the internal-combustion engine runs on gasoline, so the person runs on self-esteem: if he is full of it, he is good for a long run; if he is partly filled, he will soon need to be refueled; and if he is empty, he will come to a stop."
"This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."
  • William Shakespeare, Hamlet (I.iii.78-80)

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Sex

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"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
  • Dick Brandon
"I want to be in what you're wearing."
  • Elisha Dickstein
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
  • Woody Allen
"I never go with whores. You start out with a burning desire and you end up next morning with a burning sensation."

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Smoking

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"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
  • Brooke Shields, anti-smoking spokesperson
Tobacco is a dirty weed: I like it.
It satisfies no normal need: I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean;
It takes the hair right off your bean;
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen: I like it.
  • Graham Hemminger, Tobacco

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Stupidity

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"The two most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
  • Harlan Ellison
"All right, now let's hear it from someone who isn't a complete retard?" - 

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Success

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing."
  • Abraham Lincoln, former U.S. President
"Coming together is the beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success."
  • Henry Ford
"Success is the child of audacity."
  • Benjamin Disraeli, English Prime Minister and novelist, The Rise of Iskander (1804 - 1881).
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood;  who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in  the end the triumph of high achievement; and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly..."
  • Theodore Roosevelt
"Winning is not everything — but making the effort to win is."
  • Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
"The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure.  These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur."
  • Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
"If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives."
  • Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle — victorious."
  • Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
"The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur."
  • Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up."
  • Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
"There is only one success — to be able to spend your life in your own way."
  • Christopher Morley, 20th century American writer.
"There is a vast difference between success at twenty-five and success at sixty. At sixty, nobody envies you. Instead, everybody rejoices generously, sincerely, in your good fortune."
  • Marie Dressler (1873 - 1934), American actor. My Own Story, ch. 17 (1934).
"We planned it that way."
  • Franklin Delano Roosevelt (23 October 1935)
"Always remember that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing."
  • Abraham Lincoln, former U.S. President

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Suffering

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"The light of the world would go out, and despair would darken every home if it were not for some who have learned to suffer and be strong."
  • D. March
"I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the world would be wise, since everyone suffers. To suffering must be added mourning, understanding, patience, love, openness and the willingness to remain vulnerable."
  • Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Time (5 February 1973)

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Superstition

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
  • Andrew Mathis

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Temptation

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

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Time

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"Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions."
  • John Randolph
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter."
  • Blaise Pascal
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
  • Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), German-American theoretical physicist. Quoted in: News Chronicle (14 March 1949)
"The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things."
  • Lewis Carroll
"The zipper displaces the button and man lacks that much time to think while dressing at dawn."
"We can't have the happiness of yesterday without the pain of today. That's the deal."
"He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils, for time is the greatest innovator."
  • Francis Bacon English philosopher (1561 - 1626)

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Trust

 

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"The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him."
  • Henry Lewis Stimson (1867 - 1930), U.S. statesman. Quoted in: International Herald Tribune (30 September 1992).
It's too high
Come to the edge
We might fall
Come to the edge
And they came
And he pushed them
And they flew.
  • Guillaume Apollinaire, aka Wilhelm-Apollinaris von Kostrowitzky, French poet (1880 - 1918).
"As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so."
  • Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
"You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough."
  • Frank Crane (1873 - 1948)

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Truth

A Few Good Men

"I want the truth!"

"There are four chief obstacles in grasping truth ... namely, submission to faulty and unworthy authority, influence of custom, popular prejudice, and the concealment of our own ignorance accompanied by an ostentatious display of our knowledge."
  • Roger Bacon, English philosopher and scientist (c. 1220 - 1292)

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