| Dishonest Fraters |
they who fart and then blame the dog. |
| Foolish Fraters |
they who keep their farts inside. |
| Prompt Farters |
they who always have a fart ready. |
| Miserable Farters |
they who cannot fart. |
| Strategic Farters |
they who fart and cough at the same time. |
| Clever Farters |
those whose farts do not emit odor. |
| Acute Farters |
those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet |
| Mean Farters |
those who fart in bed and shake covers over their spouses. |
| Vain Farters |
they who love the smell of their own farts. |
| Amiable Farters |
they who love the smell of others farts |
| Confident Farters |
they who let out really loud farts. |
| Shy Farters |
those who let out silent farts. |
| Scientific Farters |
those who bottle their own farts. |
| Unfortunate Farters |
those who start to fart but shit instead. |
| Nervous Farters |
those who stop in mid fart. |
| Honest Farters |
they who confess to the fart. |
| Jealous Farters |
they who claim the farts of others. |
| Insecure Farters |
they who compare their fart quality to others. |
| The Farter's Farter |
those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles. |
