Firming Up
This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his wife one day. As she
steps out of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts and says, "If you
firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have to keep using your bra." He laughs
and laughs.
The next morning, he again catches her as she finishes her shower and grabs
her ass and says "If you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn't have to keep
using your girdle." Again he laughs and laughs, while his wife plots her
revenge.
The next morning as he steps out of the shower, his wife grabbed his penis
and says, "If you firmed THIS up a bit, I wouldn't need to keep sleeping
with your brother."
If you have a favorite joke, please send
it to me. I'd be happy to post it on my site.
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