Italian Bus Humor
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I
come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. Imma just tellun my friend
howa to spella Mississippi."
If you have a favorite joke, please send
it to me. I'd be happy to post it on my site.
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