Jack or Jill
An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either
Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next
morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought
he would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided
to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill
took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager
thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both
employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her &
said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or
Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late
for my bus."
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