The Panda and the Prostitute
OK, there's this panda, and he escapes from the zoo, and he's walking around
town, and he thinks "I could really do with a shag!" So off he goes
down to the local bar to try and pick up a girl.
So he's at the bar, and this girl (a prostitute) slides up to him and starts
hitting on him. Panda thinks "Ello...I'm on here."
So they end up back at her place and the Panda says "I'm really hungry,
do you have any food?"
The prostitute gives him some food, and then they get down to it.
Afterwards, the panda gets up and starts to leave. Now the whore doesn't like
this and she says, "Where are you going, where's my money?"
Panda says, "Money? What are you on about?"
Prostitute says, "I'm a prostitute for pete's sake!!"
Panda says, "What's a prostitute?"
She throws him a dictionary and says, "Look it up!!"
Panda looks it up: "PROSTITUTE - A woman who has sex for money."
Panda throws the dictionary back at her and says "So what. I'm a
panda."
Prostitute says, "So."
Panda says, "Look it up."
So she looks it up, and reads out aloud: "PANDA - Eats shoots and
leaves."
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