Womanspeak
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English
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| You want... |
You want... |
| We need... |
I want... |
| It's your decision. |
The correct decision should be obvious by now. |
| Do what you want. |
You'll pay for this later. |
| We need to talk. |
I need to complain. |
| Sure...go ahead. |
I don't want you to. |
| I'm hungry. |
- Make me something to eat.
- Stop what you're doing, scrape together your last $5, and drive
across town and get me something to eat. I don't care if what you're
doing is important.
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| I'm not upset. |
Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| You're...so manly. |
You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight. |
Is sex all you ever think about. |
| I'm not emotional! |
I'm on my period. And I'm not overreacting. |
| Be romantic and turn out the lights. |
I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient. |
I want a new house. |
| The car is empty. |
Go fill it up. |
| The dog is barking. |
Go outside in your underwear and see what's wrong. |
| I want new curtains. |
...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... |
| I need wedding shoes. |
The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. |
| Hang the picture there. |
No, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise. |
I noticed that you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something very expensive. |
| How much do you love me? |
I did something that you're really not going to like. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
Kick off you're shoes and find a good game on TV (OK, so
this one is what we should do, not what she says.) |
| Is my butt fat? |
Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate. |
Just agree with me. (This one has special meaning to me.) |
| Are you listening to me? |
Too late, you're dead. |
| It's alright, dear. |
You'll pay for this. |
| Yes. |
No. |
| No. |
NO! |
| Maybe. |
NO. |
| I'm sorry. |
You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? |
I can't cook, so you'd better get used to it. |
| Was that the baby? |
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to
sleep. |
| I'M NOT YELLING!!! |
Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish. |
It goes without saying that:
- we're stopping at the cosmetics department,
- and the shoe department,
- I need to look at a few new pocket books,
- OMIGOD there's a sale in lingerie, and
- wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom?
Did you bring you're checkbook? |
