Say WHAT?!?!: S and T
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| "Satisfaction lies in the effort, not
in the attainment. Full effort is full victory." |
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| "Love the trade thou hast learned, and
be content therewith." |
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- Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor and Stoic Philosopher (121 - 180
AD).
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| "The highest reward for a person's toil
is not what they get for it, but what they become by it." |
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| "While laughing with your child you'll
take a peek at heaven." |
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www.CheaperThanDirt.com
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| "A verbal contract isn't worth the
paper it's written on." |
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| "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be
kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." |
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- A Congressional candidate in Texas
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| "The streets are safe in Philadelphia,
it's only the people that make them unsafe." |
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- Frank Rizzo, former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief
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| "The doctors X-rayed my head and found
nothing.' |
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- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit in the head by a
ball in the 1934 World Series.
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| "None are so fond of secrets as those
who do not mean to keep them." |
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- C. C. Colton (1780 - 1832), English author, Lacon, vol. 1,
no. 40 (1820).
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| "Everybody is a moon, and he has a dark
side which he never shows to anybody." |
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| "As the internal-combustion engine runs
on gasoline, so the person runs on self-esteem: if he is full of it,
he is good for a long run; if he is partly filled, he will soon need
to be refueled; and if he is empty, he will come to a stop." |
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"This above all: to thine own self be
true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man." |
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- William Shakespeare, Hamlet (I.iii.78-80)
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www.FreeCondoms.com |
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| "Documentation is like sex: when it is
good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than
nothing." |
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| "I want to be in what you're
wearing." |
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| "Sex without love is an empty
experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." |
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| "I never go with whores. You start out
with a burning desire and you end up next morning with a burning
sensation." |
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If you're going to smoke something,
sausage is a great option.
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"Smoking kills, and if you're killed,
you've lost a very important part of your life."
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- Brooke Shields, anti-smoking spokesperson
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Tobacco is a dirty weed: I like it.
It satisfies no normal need: I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean;
It takes the hair right off your bean;
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen: I like it. |
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- Graham Hemminger, Tobacco
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Not feeling too smart?
Have a cookie.
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| "The two most abundant elements in the
universe are hydrogen and stupidity." |
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| "All right, now let's hear it from
someone who isn't a complete retard?" - |
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| "Always bear in mind that your own
resolution to succeed is more important than any other one
thing." |
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- Abraham Lincoln, former U.S. President
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| "Coming together is the beginning.
Keeping together is progress. Working together is success." |
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| "Success is the child of
audacity." |
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- Benjamin Disraeli, English Prime Minister and
novelist, The Rise of Iskander (1804 - 1881).
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| "The credit belongs to the man who is
actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and
blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and
again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and
spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the
end the triumph of high achievement; and who at the worst, if he
fails, at least fails while daring greatly..." |
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| "Winning is not everything — but
making the effort to win is." |
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- Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
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| "The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the
things that endure. These qualities are so much more important
than the events that occur." |
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- Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
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"If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will
be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives." |
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- Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
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| "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest
fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has
worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field
of battle — victorious." |
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- Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
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| "The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the
things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than
the events that occur." |
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- Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
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| "It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get
up." |
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- Vince Lombardi, former Green Bay Packers head coach
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| "There is only one success — to be
able to spend your life in your own way." |
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- Christopher Morley, 20th century American writer.
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| "There is a vast difference between
success at twenty-five and success at sixty. At sixty, nobody envies
you. Instead, everybody rejoices generously, sincerely, in your good
fortune." |
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- Marie Dressler (1873 - 1934), American actor. My Own Story,
ch. 17 (1934).
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| "We planned it that way." |
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- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (23 October 1935)
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| "Always remember that your own
resolution to succeed is more important than any other one
thing." |
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- Abraham Lincoln, former U.S. President
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allows your donations to ease the suffering of others. |
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| "The light of the world would go out,
and despair would darken every home if it were not for some who have
learned to suffer and be strong." |
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| "I do not believe that sheer suffering
teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the world would be wise, since
everyone suffers. To suffering must be added mourning, understanding,
patience, love, openness and the willingness to remain
vulnerable." |
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- Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Time
(5 February 1973)
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| "I
can resist everything but temptation." |
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This
is one way to really consume your spare time. |
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| "Time is at once the most valuable and
most perishable of all our possessions." |
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| "I have made this letter longer than
usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." |
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| "When you are courting a nice girl an
hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second
seems like an hour. That's relativity." |
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- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), German-American theoretical
physicist. Quoted in: News Chronicle (14 March 1949)
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| "The time has come, the walrus said, to
talk of many things." |
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| "The zipper displaces the button and
man lacks that much time to think while dressing at dawn." |
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| "We can't have the happiness of
yesterday without the pain of today. That's the deal." |
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| "He that will not apply new remedies
must expect new evils, for time is the greatest innovator." |
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- Francis Bacon English philosopher (1561 - 1626)
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I buy from Dell because I trust
their products and service. I've been loyal since
1997.
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| "The
only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him." |
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- Henry Lewis Stimson (1867 - 1930), U.S. statesman. Quoted in: International Herald
Tribune (30 September 1992).
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It's too high
Come to the edge
We might fall
Come to the edge
And they came
And he pushed them
And they flew. |
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- Guillaume Apollinaire, aka Wilhelm-Apollinaris von Kostrowitzky,
French poet (1880 - 1918).
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| "As your attorney, it is my duty to
inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing
or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you
continue to do so." |
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- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
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| "You may be deceived if you trust too
much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough." |
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- Frank Crane (1873 - 1948)
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"I want the truth!"
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| "There are four chief obstacles in
grasping truth ... namely, submission to faulty and unworthy
authority, influence of custom, popular prejudice, and the concealment
of our own ignorance accompanied by an ostentatious display of our
knowledge." |
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- Roger Bacon, English philosopher and scientist (c. 1220 - 1292)
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